Portuguese Bread Twist

When she won’t let you cum on her face so while you’re blowing her asshole out from behind, you pull out and pretend to cum on her back. But you don’t cum...you just make her THINK you came by shooting some chocolate syrup on her back. When she turns around and faces you (thinking you’re done) you procede unleash the full fury of your load all over her fucking face then procede yeet the fucking slut through a window. As she twists around to look at you her back arches into the shape of a bread loaf, hense the Bread Twist.

Chas- Bro I did the Portuguese Bread Twist to some dumb bitch last night. The damn hoe wouldn’t let me cum on her face, so I fucking did anyway. And then I yeeted that filthy slut straight out the fucking window into traffic.

by DirtySanCHAS69 December 13, 2018

Based Bread

The bread that hates all woman

did you hear josh concoy is eating based bread that makes him based

by Diar324 March 2, 2021

Garlic bread

A phrase commonly used as a code word for erotic fanfictions (mainly on Wattpad.)

I have some hot garlic bread
Can I have some?

by gli-tch August 8, 2022

Bread

THE MOST BEST FOOD IN THE WHOLE WORLD! THERE'S SO MANY KINDS, BROWN BREAD, WHITE BREAD, RYE BREAD, HONEYWHEAT, AND MORE!!

Bread is the best

by yayayayyayaayyaayy March 21, 2024

Bread

A food object that comes from wheat, but the homophobic people refer to us non-bianary people as a slice of bread, like I'm sorry BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD I TAKE OFFENSE TO BEING CALLED A SLICE OF BREAD BRO THAT SOUNDS AWSOME DUDE I WANNA BE A FUCKIN SLICE OF BREAD BRUV WE SHALL WORSHIP THE WHEAT AND GRAINS

Individual 1: your a slice of bread
Individual 2: thank you
Individual 1: that was supposed to be offensive

Individual 2: why would I take that offensively I love being a slice of bread that shit sounds awesome

Individual 1: okay fuck, ummm your a slice of cheese then
Individual 2: OKAY COME AT ME BRUV IMA BOUT TO THROW HANDS-

by Hellisforeverweitheryoulikeito May 27, 2024

Dave's Killer Bread

an American brand of organic whole-grain products. Flowers Foods purchased the brand in 2015 for $275 million

Dave's Killer Bread acquired for $275m by owner of Wonder Bread, Tastykake

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023

In-bread chromosome

Dashaun Johnson

His foreheads shaped like a toenail

Dashaun: get the fuck off my seat bitch
Izyaune: get your fucking fingers out my ass bitch
Liam: bro you bitches gay ass fuck,
Dashaun: stfu Liam
Liam: stfu you fuckin in-bread chromosome

by Jajnjknsoanuowjce November 21, 2019