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i'm gonna salt you

A warning to prepare someone for a tongue lashing, that they'll be crying once you're done with them.
Talk about my mom one more time and I'm gonna salt you.
by PicklesToMe August 9, 2019
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You don't care

And YOU don't care about her fucking that retard. The pizza was good? You don't care about the people being in emails. The stalking.

Hym "And you don't care about the fucking pressure building in my skull. But what you expect me to care about is saying I would do something that I would, could, should, and CAN do that didn't come to fruition in response to a level of provocation that is like some kind of fahrenheight 451-esque nightmare where information is withheld from me to control my reaction to the things going on around me selectively.
Your self-proclaimed care for life is complete absent in my life and your care for what I did is entirely predicated on that self-proclaimed care. It doesn't exist here. Is there an infection... In my brain? Yes or No? Is she fucking the retard? Yes or No? The shit I care about entirely dictates whether or not I care and you only care in one direction and it's only because they act as a proxy for the people who are fucking you and paying you for your contributions to society and they are to some extent doing what you want people to have to do. If she is doing it, and she is, it isn't defamation and you are not myself. Aow do I have a responsibility to not be something that IF I AM there is no not being? Yours isn't here. I don't see any responsibility here with you name on it. I looks to me like somebody wants to be the responsibility dictator over there and TELL ME what OUR responsibilities are. None of which involve YOU doing anything for ME... NOW. You are DENYING ME care that you are PAYING ME to give to a retard. I'm doing your thing now. You do the paying and the fucking me and I'll do the berating you for both doing and not doing things. You don't care."
by Hym Iam January 14, 2025
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There ain't anything good about any of you

No. Fuck you you panhandling piece of shit. I think we need to hire that guy the strangled Jordan Neely to death to go door to door and finish off the rest of the internet beggars.
Hym "Really. Imagine if the streets were littered with people asking for money. But not just acting from money but also insisting afterwards that they aren't some street beggar but instead are cool and deserve the things they have but then guy drunk and record themselves crying like a bitch because they know they do not. Just fucking littered with em. You would not like these people. If they weren't on the phone you would not actually like these people. There ain't anything good about any of you. I'm still waiting to see it. I don't see it."
by Hym Iam October 3, 2025
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Bourne you

VERB to engage in combat with a person or persons in the fashion of Jason Bourne in the Bourne trilogy of films; with use of very agile, very close quarters hand to hand techniques and many improvised weapons all at a very high speed to no music. Both attackers recieve many blows and breath heavily or grunt throughout
"Keep talking and I'm gonna Bourne you"
"I'm about to Bourne you up"
"You just got Bourned"
by yourverysilly February 4, 2010
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

An exclamation scientists from Half-life say from time to time.
Gordon: *hits scientist 1 with a crowbar*
Scientist 1: ARRGH
Scientist 2: MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
by Cyber_definitionist August 17, 2019
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You

never will I stop…
Loving YOU!!!!

Smiling I am…
As I remember the geese…
How I tried so hard to speak…
While getting lost in your eyes❤️❤️❤️❤️
Soon those eyes I will see…
To you…
Mine will speak…
I love YOU!!!!
Hold me
Hug me
kiss me!!!
by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 November 21, 2024
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