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Shit-Painter

When certain celebrities reach the highest echelons of their own personal opinions they arrive at the hallowed level of Shit-painter.

This is the point where one would consider being at such high regard, that one could shit on a canvass and sell it due to the notoriety of said celebrity! (Where the name carries more value than could be considered justified
"I saw Chris Martin of Coldplay down the high street yesterday, wouldn't even stop for a selfie, he's become a right shit-painter nowadays"
by MrWazzer October 15, 2021
mugGet the Shit-Paintermug.

SHIT BLOKE

often referred to as being a Tomo Owens

Someone who dogs the boys for no particular reason and at times you wonder who you even consider yourself even an 'acquaintance' to this person.

No one likes a shit bloke and a factor to why no one likes Tomo
person 1: *Does nothing*

Tomo (Shit Bloke): *starts being a shit bloke*
by Swagman13213 April 28, 2019
mugGet the SHIT BLOKEmug.

shit nuggets

Can't believe all the shit nuggets I released after eating that lobster pizza...
by anonymous September 28, 2023
mugGet the shit nuggetsmug.

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.
John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"
by green923jade January 9, 2021
mugGet the I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your fartsmug.

Anaconda shit

What you take after a large roast meal and half a dozen speights
Don’t go in there an anaconda shit fell out my arse
by Makikihi January 11, 2020
mugGet the Anaconda shitmug.

yo that shit is huge

"yo that shit is huge" said anthony to michhael
by zigthegreat October 8, 2022
mugGet the yo that shit is hugemug.

Fish n shit

We went to the fish n shit earlier today.
by Mario-kun May 4, 2025
mugGet the Fish n shitmug.

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