leave me the fuck alone

Something you say when people are annoying you and you wanna be left alone, but sadly most people think it means "go ahead and annoy me til I get mad and pull out a huge chunk of your hair"

P1: leave me alone
P2: *annoys P1*
P1: leave me the fuck alone!!
P2: *continues to annoy P1*
P1: *pulls out a chunk of P2's hair*

by Sad.Kim September 9, 2017

someone who gives a fuck

Sadly, no one like this exists. The shit you just said is understood by 0.00001% of people, a.k.a. you. Also, 0.00001% of people give a fuck, thus proving my point. If I were you I would suggest trying to get some friends you absolute loner. Also, congratulations. You have just got a world record. You got it for having no one give a fuck about what you said. Bravo👏.

Someone: Hey I-

You: Show me someone who gives a fuck
Someone: ...

by sklep December 19, 2021

Chase money fuck bitches

Go after money, disregard the opposite gender (or anyone in your way)

Lukas:” Dang she kinda fine I’m make her mine”
Me:” Shes a cheater. She will make you broker than broke. Work for your money. Chase money fuck bitches”

by xcorruptedprophetx February 11, 2021

I fucking love science

Code for "I know jack shit about science, but I'm all in for bandwagonning on whatever science trend is hot on social media."

"Trans women are women because I fuckimg love science."

"Ivermectin is useless horse dewormer paste because I fucking love science."

by Laszlo Van Raalte December 29, 2022

I love you, but fuck!

When you love someone but they just drive you so crazy sometimes it makes you wonder!

"don't drive so fast, chew with your mouth closed, you're so gross!"

"I love you, but fuck!"

by beatyourchildren December 22, 2009

fuck you o' clock

The time of day, typically in restaurants or cafeterias, between food rushes when service is very shitty and there's very little food selection. May also be used to describe times of poor service in other areas.

Tom: Wanna go get something to eat?

Jeff: No man, it's fuck you o' clock.

by Bebhanub September 11, 2010

jesus fucking h christ!

Phrase screamed by angry motorists to either local police or state troopers to express extreme disgust over the price of a speeding ticket.

A hundred and some dollars, jesus fucking h christ!

by bob dick nelly April 15, 2009