Shit dick

When you fuck a bitch who has to shit and some dookie gets on your dick

Guy 1: brooooooo yesterday I did anal for the first time I got shit dick
Guy 2 : brooooooo go wipe your dick nasty ass

by Crystal meth January 13, 2021

Dog shit

Happy dog shit day!Every june 6th you pick up dog shit:)

Carter:Hey, Happy Dog Shit Day!
Beth:Get to work!

by Your mom🍆✨ January 14, 2021

Shitting 2kg

Basically when you haven’t shat in 5 days and you start pouring shit out of your asshole that is a never ending story of melted pistachio chocolate, the end.

Oi mate I’m shitting 2kg

by Robloxlover_123 January 15, 2021

Posh Shit

When someone pees on the toilet seat, so you wipe it off and flush it and then put toilet paper around the toilet seat.

It is also used to not feel the coldness of a toilet seat.

I took a posh shit earlier

by IThinkImYourDad January 16, 2021

Ape shit Anal

So let’s just put it as this. We all know the definition of ape shit. It obviously isn’t a literal expression. But in this case it is. So basically this means an ape shitting in a womens ass hole... or a guy 😏

Ohhhh fuck.. harambay ur shit feels so good in my ass hole ur really doing ape shit anal.

by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy January 19, 2021

No shit Sherlock

when someone states or makes a statement about something that is obvious

''Look that bird is flying'' ''No shit sherlock because birds dont fly you dipshit

by aesthetic-as-hell January 19, 2021

No shit Sherlock

when someone states or makes a statement about something that is obvious

''Look that bird is flying'' ''No shit sherlock because birds dont fly .

by aesthetic-as-hell January 19, 2021