Blunderbuss shit

When you go to take a shit and a large mass of air has built up resulting a discharge of hot air and medium soft pelts of shit shoot out with high velocity.

I had a lot of beer and pretzels last night and the gas I have is terrible. I had one of those airy shits that shot out like a blunderbuss. I think it’ll call it a blunderbuss shit.

by HeyItsMe! November 29, 2023

Shit Grasping

When a Shit Grasper Grasps on to someone's Shit to get attention they don't deserve.

Eugene was pressed after the squad was finished Shit Grasping off his Dumb Ass.

by ∆Delta∆ May 16, 2021

The shits

A slang term, used especially is the North East of England, for a bout of diarrhea.

"I've got to go to the loo, I've got the shits."

by NorthEastEnglandMan August 18, 2023

no shit, sherlock

A response against a person who says the obvious.
Originates from the film: Robocop 3

Some police: "that's a bettered yellow van!
Lewis: "no shit, sherlock"

by girayhankaya December 19, 2020

Fail Ass Shit

When something or someone is full of fail.

Man that raid was some fail ass shit.

by clarasaurusrex July 14, 2011

Hooey shit

1. Of bad quality

2. Some low budget, Ghetto, or ratchet shit

Man that song I listened to last night was some hooey shit

Some guys in my neighborhood were on some hooey shit and I was really looking for an excuse to shoot them

by YuOfTheNight April 20, 2021

Shit-A-Toogah

This is something you say when things never quite go your way, when things seem surprising or you see something bizarre or out of the ordinary.

Ex: “you witness a car crash” exclaim Shit-A-Toogah, “the trash bag breaks when you take out the garbage” exclaim Shit-A-Toogah

by Bodedes YEAAH August 17, 2022