keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass

Good advice for pleasure seekers!

Keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass and don’t let your meat loaf.

by Fang1961 December 2, 2018

Ass Assault April

Also known as Attack Ass April, or Assault Ass April, this is the month where you must both give anal and give yourself anal stimulation.

My dick is over from Manic Masturbation March. It's time for Ass Assault April. I must prepare my cheeks.

by The man dan with a plan December 2, 2018

Cool Ass Chick

A laid back gurl with a towel turban and a poop emoji blanket.

DANM I didn't know I look like this! I look like a cool ass chick - Sister

by Ace Ninja December 3, 2018

ass

assa

ass

by FogoFromHell December 5, 2018

bum ass kid

1. General dude who is greedy, untrustworthy, ungrateful, lazy and just a bum in general. Would rather buy a bag of chips and dew and play C.O.D. all day then to actually work.

2. Teenager between the age of 15-18. Generally only hangs with you to smoke your bud or your cigs and never gets you back.

Jamal: "Aye bruh can I get a 20 for food yo? I'll pay you back brooo I swear."

Labron: "Hell nah cuz, fuck out here with that shit, you bum ass kid."

by PhatDoinkSmoker420 December 6, 2018

Ass negative

At the end of any online competitive game mode where you or any player goes negative in K/D and loses the game mode.

That recon player went ass negative with his 1-7 K/D.
No wonder we lost, half the team went ass negative and didn't even PTO.
Lost all my subs cause I'm always ass negative on my COD stream.
We dont accept ass negative players in our clan, by a scrub.

by Ghost Proxy December 6, 2018

Ass juice

To suck, be bad at something.

Guy 1: Man what do you think of nba 2k19?
Guy 2: I think it's complete ass juice

by Avenc3nt December 9, 2018