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the urswick school/hackney free

The urswick school is the most shittest school ever, as it has the most deadest tings, most overated boys and the most dumbest teachers. I still don’t understand as a human being how that shit school got an outstanding ofsted. Teachers 100% don’t know how to do their fucking job, homework is handed out almost every fucking boring day of the week and they love to change our timetables every month because the can’t even keep up with their own lessons. Overall the school is fucking shit.
the urswick school/hackney free can suck my balls:)
by ghosty1234 September 17, 2022
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central middle school

North Shore school in Chicago suburbs where you either know someone that’s gay or in a band, no exceptions.
WJHS KID: Hey do you know that person that is gay and in a band from central middle school?
CENTRAL KID: which one?
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School

"hey you ready for school?"
"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
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The River School

A small private school in Worcester. It's the brokest private school in England, the teachers are constantly annoyed and there's never enough money for anything. The PE Teacher is a simp, the girls get to do anything that they want in PE, and the boys just have to do the same. The computers in the ICT are older than the dinosaurs and crash when you try to open google. We haven't won a sporting event since Queen Victoria was alive. The kids are good though, and you'll probably make some really good friends. Overall, it can be quite fun, and you'll have quite a good time.
1: "Where do you go to school?"
2: "I go to The River School"
1: "Aren't they completely broke?"
2: "Yea, we haven't had new computers since the dinosaurs!"
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Person 1: how do you feel about Drums Elementary Middle School ?
Person 2: I fucking hate it
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Boarding school

A place where Indian parents send their children to fucking die, and to get tortured by having no connection with the outside world and only study.
Indian mom: I am sending you to boarding school.
Indian child: NOOOOO WHY!!!!11!!
by uhhjustsomebody September 20, 2022
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school

Hey brayden lets go to school, ooh i mean prison.
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