You Must Know Something I Don't

When someone says something outlandish, this is a common response.

Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.

by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023

You

You,

The most beautiful person in the world, with the best personality ever.
You are this special, magical, and beautiful person in my life

My best friend,
You are everything,

Everything i've ever wanted.
You're the love of my life

I love you for being you.
You are the best

by SpillinLove June 20, 2019

Why did you look this up?

No, really, why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. 🤗💩🦄😇😱🖕

by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

fort you all nite

when you are playing Fortnite and too focused to have sex so your gf or bf fucks you

I wanna fort you all nite

Her: "yes Papi"

by AG kicker nigger September 11, 2018

wham bam thank you stan

1. The act of having sex without even bothering to try to get the woman to orgasm. Usually lasts for about five seconds.

2. The act of having sex with a neophyte (someone new to something.
Without much knowledge pertaining to a subject) PERFECT

3. A one-night stan-d is where two people have a sexual encounter, where there is no expectation of establishing a romantic relationship

I went out last night hooked up with some guy and let me tell you "Wham bam thank you Stan".

by -unkown March 20, 2014

coat before you throat

Consume some water or carbonated beverage! coat before you throat the bong rip.

Cewpins: *Oh boy I'm about to snap this bowl!"
Blue dream guy: "Coat before you throat!"

by bowlsnappingbrinkman December 30, 2022

you took everything from me

i don’t even know who you are

“you took EVERYTHING from me 🤕”
“i don’t even know who you are 🤔”
“😏 you will 😈”

by ZΣPH Ψ April 22, 2023