No Shit University

A prestigious educational institution for common sense. Also called The University of No Shit.

"I just graduated from No Shit University after ignoring Flat Earth conspiracy theories."

by jiggysaw17 December 24, 2020

Shit-shark

A shit-shark is a term for a white chick that only fucks nigs. Often they think it’s somehow moral, or makes them more worldly, but it just makes no self-respecting white man want to touch her in the future.

Debbie may look alright, but I heard she was a total shit-shark in the last town she lives in.

by CommieKilla4Life December 26, 2020

shit eater bird

A bird that likes to eat from its own or other birds own shit.

Eww, look at that shit eater bird eating bird shit.

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

That French Shit

Top shelf liquor or expensive.

Bartender give me some of that french shit.

by That French Shit December 27, 2020

That Shit Up

Something that you be fucking.

Damn she fucking that shit up!!!

by Superduperawe5ome December 27, 2020

Shit Exactly

When you take a shit but there is nothing to wipe or your first wipe doesn’t have shit on it.

I though it would take me a while in the bathroom but I had a shit exactly.

by Dän The Great December 30, 2020

shit-heel

Something or someone you find aggravating.

My cat was being a real shit-heel last night when she scratched my hand.

by Joy4no! December 31, 2020