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A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.
"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"
by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023
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Your Mom Gay

Often used as a threat or autistic sixth graders in a fight.
Example #1:
Person A: (beats up Person B)

Person B: Beat me up if your mom gay.

Example #2:

Sixth Grader A: You're stupid!

Sixth Grader B: Oh yeah? Well, your mom gay!
by SuckMyToesTheLightWasRed June 17, 2019
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Sit on your finger

Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.
by Tacos69. July 30, 2016
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push in your balls

1. To fuck or have sex.
2. To play with your fun parts.
3. To load a Nerf RIVAL blaster.
1. To fuck or have sex.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH MY GF!?"
"I'm just pushing in my balls. It may anger you, but I like fucking people."
2. To play with your fun parts.
"What the hell is going on here?"
"It's just me pushing in my balls. Y'know, playing with my fun parts?"
3. To load a Nerf RIVAL blaster.
"Crud, I've ran out of ammo! I need to push in my balls!"
"Push in your balls? What do you mean? Is this some innuendo?"
"No, I just need to reload my Nerf RIVAL blaster."
by MG masterov January 9, 2021
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National jerk off your homie day

November 18th is jerk off your homie day. Get going with the homies or a homie and have a good time ! Also it’s an automatic no homo
Yo bro it’s national jerk off your homie day you down?
by Yuh-yuh-heee November 17, 2020
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