Episcopal High School

School full of absolute losers and shitty athletes. Their athletic facilities may be the biggest waste of money I have ever seen. They get butt fucked in football yet their in the IAC!!!! Fucking Prep is considered good at football there. If you ever wanna see an EHS kid, just go to Bradlee on the weekend and they'll be at lacrosse unlimited in all vineyard vines even though they suck dick at lax. They also sweat SSSAS kids hard and get invited to nothing.

SSSAS Kid 1:Jesus who's that fag with the ray bans and wallabees .
SSSAS Kid 2: Goes to Episcopal High School. What a fag, probably sucks of everyone to get invited to our parties.
Prep kid: Your all irrelevant losers stfu

by DMV FACTS November 24, 2018

School

Doesn't exist, due from the 2020 outbreak covid-19

Friend: I think I'm sick or something
Me: bro! Get the fuck away from me you have corona *runs away*
Friend: I hate school smh

by Funnyshiit April 4, 2020

Schools

Is that where MY money should be going?

Hym "To the kids I didn't sire? No. This is what I mean about parents being sub-human filth. My tax dollars shouldn't be going to the schools because my rights are being violated. The people trying to steal our lives in the name of and to give to their kids need to be treated like the vermin they are."

by Hym Iam February 19, 2025

Middle School

The realm of Satan. Where monsters disguised as popular kids make you feel miserable for three miserable years! And when you finally find a good group of friends, they separate and leave you alone!

My Mom: How was your first day of middle school?
Me: Life is meaningless now.

by Timewarps_1 June 11, 2018

Middle School

3 pointless years of life wasted that you could never take back. You spend 8 hours and 5 days a week getting hw you never even do and seeing drunk teachers try to solve a math problem.

5th grader: How is middle school life
8th grader: 3 pointless yeats of my life wasted.

by alex3300 March 10, 2019

Stockdale High School

The most diverse school in Bakersfield, California. Filled with e-boys and e-girls, jocks, druggies, asians, a police officer that cheated on their wife for a school counselor, and the popular kids that peak in high school. Kids from here either become really successful and go to their dream university or become losers that stay in Bakersfield to smoke pot everyday and work a 9-5 job. They’re also very culturally inclusive and LGBTQ+ supportive. They love the BLM movement and not a lot of racists go to this school.

I love and hate stockdale high school at the same time. It’s just filled with a bunch of weirdos.

by Godlystaff June 17, 2020

Martin Kellogg Middle School

A ghetto ass school In Newington CT that thinks they are rich but they are poor asf. They are filled with a bunch of ghetto white kids who think their the shit.

“ what school to you go to?”
“Martin Kellogg middle school”
“Damn you must me ghetto asf”

by Gmpsbsh January 15, 2022