Bitch Tax

The fee you are morally entitled to charge your female friend when on any occasion or outing, they start to bitch and complain.

'We went on a girls weekend away and it only took 5 minutes for Sandy to start bitching so we had to increase the Bitch Tax.'

by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 29, 2009

Life's a bitch, and then you die

A quote, often used for when life bites you in your ass, accepting said misfortune. Basically, "What will be will be" but way more cooler sounding.

Random Ass Person: "God, I just hate life."

BeansyWeansy: "Yep. Life's a bitch, and then you die."

by BeansyWeansy June 06, 2024

dumbest bitch in the world

a dumb bitch is someone also called "shroomie", got it?

"hey you're the dumbest bitch in the world"
"OI DONT SAY THAT ABOUT ME"

by muffinq December 12, 2021

Bitch-ass-ness

Having the characteristics of a bitch ass individual.

Caleb: Hey what's been wrong with David lately?
Patrick: He's just got a lot of Bitch-ass-ness in his sytem

by Cavid Manham November 10, 2015

Bitch-ass-ness

Having the qualities and characteristics of a bitch ass individual. Usually an adjective.

Caleb- What's wrong with (name) today?

Patrick- It's that bitch-ass-ness I was telling you about.

Caleb- What about it?

Patrick- He/She has a lot of in her system.

by Cavid Manham November 10, 2015

Bitch Assness

Definition: Suffering from the action of having bitch like tendencies ...

Example: my man passed away from chronic bitch Assness. He fought that shit for 5 years after high school .. you can see it in face he was bitch ass nigga

by MuvaTee August 02, 2019

Basic Bitch

When you're in backseat of a two door car and two girls are sitting in the front seat, and instead of exiting the vehicle after parking, they spend 10 minutes on their phones and don't let you exit.

After you shimmy your way out the car: "You basic bitches can stay in here!"

by champaignepp May 08, 2022