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Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023
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Chicken shit

Someone who waits until someone has been dead for decades to laugh at something they did while they were alive.
The guy's wife was calling herself chicken shit by saying something he did was scary while he was alive, but funny years after he died. She tried to make him look like the Debo of Rock and Roll and ended up revealing how chicken shit she was.
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
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Shit Monger

Someone who stirs up shit and creates drama.
That bitch she’s such a shit monger.

Stop that shit mongering bitch from ruining your life.
by Don Perdix February 4, 2024
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<.7.9.7.6.>Entrail My shit again, I dare You<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Entrail My shit again, I dare You<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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Hoe Shit

A more exaggerating version of “oh shit” but instead for thots. Not just any thots, but thots who claim to be thots but aren’t really thots. It’s the jokester thots. The ones who talk about sucking dick and deep throating and what not.
Rachael found out that the guy she was hitting on had a girlfriend:

“HOE SHIT.”
by Zesty Z November 29, 2018
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right shit

by extrqquack April 21, 2021
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Shit the bed

Shitting the bed/shat the bed

To shit the bed is when you fuck something up so badly you hear it from the people around you for the rest of your life.
Tyrone really shit the bed when he told us about how he fucked a pineapple
-Jake

Oh you mean spongebob - John
by The whishey liberator August 12, 2022
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