dancing on my dick

fucking a lot without giving a brothas penis much time to relax.

Man,In my thirties I, was dancing on my dick.

by GHerringbone December 29, 2015

Dick

Dick is hard.

Dick is hard.

by That girl Nyla March 16, 2020

Dick Dizzy

Being Dick Dizzy is when a women is overly submissive to a male partner. Simular to a man being "pussy whipped".

"But I love him!" "Nah you're just dick dizzy."

by Nordic1nomad October 20, 2023

Dick in a oven

Putting dick in girl and leaving it there

wanna start a dick in a oven? im cold.

by Roxxaro June 10, 2019

vacation dick

A penis larger than the boyfriend dick but unlike the b.d., too big to take on a daily basis. Only for relaxation and occasions.

Wow Marie, thank you for telling me about that vacation dick. It sure did the trick. I don't just feel relaxed, that vacation dick rejuvenated me and left me ready for the work week.

by urmompuntocom June 15, 2016

just like your dick

Useful comeback for when somebody says something that irritates you

^ Dude, that phony charm routine you use on women...it don't work anymore
> Yeah, just like your dick
^ Hey!

by thurb April 16, 2023

Un-Sucked Dick Thesis

the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.

Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?

by bingrao January 26, 2024