It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.

Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️

by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024

how are you bestie

When your basically saying " Wassup girlfriend " or when your a by ur saying " Whats up dude

Me: how are you bestie
Her: good

by ##Potat 99j November 30, 2018

You

YOURE THE BEST PERSON EVERR *mwuah*

Me: youre supeer!!!
You: thank u <3

by KAITOS_PANTS March 23, 2021

i wanted you

its a definition of i liked you but you didn't realize because you are fucking stupid now i don't like you anymore

i wanted you.

by ilovesabrinacarpenter January 22, 2023

You people are vultures

A phrase used to describe a group of people roasting you to make everyone think you won.

Guy 1: Hey, remember when you...
Guy 2: Yeah man, you're such a hypocrite!
Guy 3: Oh my god, you people are vultures!

by Agent-Cash November 29, 2017

that don't mean you ate

It does not mean you are all that or it does not mean you bib good or you are better than others
.

pov: I'm better than you other that don't mean you ate

by Naomi girl by February 10, 2023