by MacTheWarframe November 19, 2021
Me- Did you heart today is June 26th national give your girlfriend a massage?
fred- No fr?
Me- Yeahhh i better get home to give my girl a massage haha
fred- Me too bro
fred- No fr?
Me- Yeahhh i better get home to give my girl a massage haha
fred- Me too bro
by renegaderadar June 26, 2020
Yo Chelsea said I’m all hers
You Bro she want that dick
I’m all yours:she want your cock once in a life time opportunity
You Bro she want that dick
I’m all yours:she want your cock once in a life time opportunity
by I’m all yours September 30, 2021
If this comes out of the mouth of someone, you're fucked (and you're even more fucked if the person who said it is a teacher).
Teacher: I'm calling your parents, Joe!
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)
by Zarkos October 16, 2023
by sir dank wank snog May 10, 2016
Dracula: "Perhaps the same could be said of all religions"
Richter Belmont: "Your words are as empty as your soul, mankind Ill needs a savior such as you"
Richter Belmont: "Your words are as empty as your soul, mankind Ill needs a savior such as you"
by Dresden06 January 13, 2023
by ROCKST444R February 10, 2022