your dog is not my dog

It’s basically your business is not my business

I would care but your dog is not my dog

by Armyhope June 13, 2022

Corn your yawn

to insert a penis into someone’s mouth as they are yawning

I’m gonna corn your yawn

by Misterba5s June 27, 2021

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

by Me - failure April 1, 2022

Mind your milks and curds

Midwest slang for “mind your p’s and q’s” dating back to the 1300s in England and Finland dairy farms.

Hey you better mind your milks and curds dontcha know!

Guess he didn’t mind his milks OR curds on that one ey Olie?

by Tikal427 May 16, 2023

eyelash hanging from your eye

code for having a crush on somebody

“hey you have an eyelash hanging from your eye”
“oh thanks” *rubs eye*

by KittyGum May 11, 2023

can i be your friend?

Short answer: No.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.

You: can i be your friend?
internet random: no.

by RealCake December 10, 2023

National Rep Your Flag Day

This day on April 27, every year you can rep your flag and it’s independence.

“She represented her flag on April 27th for National Rep Your Flag Day.”

by lei. April 27, 2022