Bitch

People named Jimmy.

Wow you’re name is jimmy you must be a bitch

by Poop scratched May 20, 2020

Bitch

A woman who pretends to be nice but deep down hates you. She will cook putato au gratin without even knowing how to spell “potato.” She loves family because they satisfy her need for live drama. She is a recovering addict of drugs, but will she ever go to rehab for her love of drama? Probably not. She’ll throw shade in between puffs of cigarettes, then laugh at her own “jokes.” Her cackling grows more labored the closer she gets to COPD.

Wife: I refuse to go to any more of your family reunions because you won’t stand up for me against that bitch.
Husband: your over-reacting. That’s just her personality. She may say something sarcastic. Just don’t take it personal.

Wife: now your on the bitches side!?

by Sarcasmgoesbothways July 1, 2019

Bitch

A bitch is somebody who dont play foe instance, she will attack yo ass, bark for no reason, dislike yo ass cause you pissed on her turf.

You a bitch
You damn right ugly ass hoe.

by BitchyDefines March 11, 2018

bitch

a female dog

thats a cool bitch you have there mrs

by Ratmannnnnnnnnnn is cool April 27, 2025

Bitch

Brianna is a bitch

Bitch ass ily

by Bitch ass Brianna February 28, 2019

Bitch Purple

Lavender. It's lavender. Lavender is purple for bitches.

"nice bitch purple shirt fuckface"

by TheLostCapo January 5, 2022

Bitch ass nigga

A person who cries like a bitch when they get pinched and they start crying or they think they are so fucking tough then they would cry so hard if even a 5 year old girl or boy hits them

Tough wannabe: im gonna beat your ass

Me: okay dude

Tough wannabe: don't tell me I warned you

Me: *pinches him*

Tough wannabe: cries like a bitch

Me: what a bitch ass nigga

by YourNeighborhoodDefinater December 2, 2024