The largest thing in the visible universe. Scientists studying her are almost certain that your mom is bigger than the universe
Class bully: Gimme your lunch money
Me: No
Class bully: What are you gonna do about it? You're too small to do anything
Me: That's not what your mom said to me last night
Me: No
Class bully: What are you gonna do about it? You're too small to do anything
Me: That's not what your mom said to me last night
by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats October 2, 2022
Get the your mom mug.A common illness with quite a few symptoms. For example it may cause swearing of the tongue, Being unable to open certain things, and a very miserable mood. It may make it hard to do many things like the simple task of checking your phone. There are two main cures to this illness. One being the one most people get is called changing the password. And the other is actually remembering a password, sadly the latter is usually much harder to get. One way to prevent this is a shot called writing the password down though it may risk another illness called theft.
by AnInterestingWord October 16, 2023
Get the Forgetting Your Password mug.cat eater: I'll eat your cat
Me: omg noooo anyways scaramouche is so freaking hot right?
cat eater: YASSS GIRL SLAYYYY *eats cat*
Me: omg noooo anyways scaramouche is so freaking hot right?
cat eater: YASSS GIRL SLAYYYY *eats cat*
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Get the I'll eat your cat mug.The greatest song to every exist in the history of music, goes so hard it made a guy turn into a wall
Bro: "Hey man, have you heard of color your night?"
Me: "ANOTHER WANDER IN THE NIGHT, LET ME PAINT THE VIEW, COLOR THE TOWN WITH MY LIGHT, FOR EVERY MOMENT SHARED WITH YOU"
Me: "ANOTHER WANDER IN THE NIGHT, LET ME PAINT THE VIEW, COLOR THE TOWN WITH MY LIGHT, FOR EVERY MOMENT SHARED WITH YOU"
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Get the Your mom mug.That one time that you feel something crawling on your leg but it’s just your shoe lace. Or it’s a spider...
Josh: I feel something on my leg...
James: it’s just your shoe lace.
Josh: J-James.. there’s a spider... a big one.. on your leg...
James: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Remember to check your leg if you feel something!
James: it’s just your shoe lace.
Josh: J-James.. there’s a spider... a big one.. on your leg...
James: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Remember to check your leg if you feel something!
by amogusrefrence April 14, 2021
Get the CHECK YOUR LEG mug.Its March 29th that means its hug your crush day!!
Alot of people want to shoot their shoot so here is your chance 💗🫶🏼
Alot of people want to shoot their shoot so here is your chance 💗🫶🏼
You: guess what
Crush: what
You: its hug your crush day!
Crush: you liar
You: no its March 29th
Crush: dang it
You: so??
Crush: okay fine 💗
Crush: what
You: its hug your crush day!
Crush: you liar
You: no its March 29th
Crush: dang it
You: so??
Crush: okay fine 💗
by Wrestler9 March 28, 2022
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