Pull Your Balls Out of Your Purse

Stop being such a pussy, and do it!

I said to jim,
hey jim, you need to pull your balls out of your purse and tell susan how bad you want to have rough, dirty sex with her.

by bring me the whorizon March 30, 2008

your a prick

An insult used commenly by Scottish people.
Or just for a laugh.

Here mate, your a prick!

by jay ess ya bass August 24, 2009

it's your birthday

the day of you birth

hey shorty its your birthday

by Alex March 24, 2004

Treat your girlfriend like your sister

"Treating your girlfriend like your sister" When one treats his girlfriend as he would treat his sister with care and respect!

Grandad: "make sure you treat your girlfriend like your sister" me: "ok grandad"

by Monstercock January 6, 2021

your mom

your mom

The insult to end all insults

Person 1: Your ugly

Person 2: Well your mom is ugly

Person 1: Your a fat farm animal

Person 2: Well your mom's a fat farm animal

Random guy: OHHHH diss!

Guy at Staples: Is it really that bright in here? (commenting about me wearing sunglasses)

Me: Your Mom

True Story

by DizzyLizzy June 27, 2006

put your own dick in your butt

common insult used over xbox live by players of Modern Warfare 2. this insult is used as a way of telling the insultee to shut up while also proposing that he/she is a homosexual.

Loser: "Yeah! Did you see me quick scope you?!"
I Thuggy I: "Put your own dick in your butt!"
Loser: ?
I Thuggy I: "Did I stutter fool?"

by Hykon June 21, 2010

Your Mom

1. A delicious object that provides male excitement and joy mainly in the middle body area. See delicious.
2. A main course for thanksgiving dinner.
3. Tonights agenda.
4. Tomorrows agenda.
5. The bearer of a child. They will take care for the child they bear as they have gone through labor to get the child. If not, they will set you up for adoption.
7. No man will/has done her except for your dad.

I had no idea tonight we were going to do chess!
I had no idea tonight we were going to do Your Mom!

by Andy dutQWEqt June 10, 2006