The middle school girls who bought their first perfume here grew up and now use this place to linger while the kids are at school. Despite the retail apocalypse this store is kept alive by this demographic and has no signs of closing anytime soon. They have some good products but it's nearly impossible to make your way around the store with all of the moms loitering and taking up space. Store associates are always friendly. They will offer samples or ask if you need help no matter who you are, but with all of the customers gossiping, arguing with other associates, and cackling at old Facebook jokes, they can barely hear you. The store's prices aren't bad and they always have sales, but the constant sales and generous return policy unfortunately attracts a lot of Karens and problematic customers. The brand has tried to expand their men's line and other products that compliment body care. This includes small home decor, accessories, and sleepwear. The sleepwear line got pulled from the shelves almost instantly due to suburban moms raising havoc on the internet. The reason? They didn't include a plus size line, therefore they were being discriminatory because their target demographic couldn't fit them.
Bath & Body Works' semi annual sale starts today, I'm heading to the mall after work.
Are you sure? All of the soccer moms are probably lining up outside the mall entrance as we speak. You should probably skip work and just go now.
I really want that snowman candle holder. But do I need it? I'm trying to be good.
Get it! You can always return it if you change your mind in a year. If you don't get it now, some unemployed stay at home mom will list it on Poshmark or Mercari for $200. She has to pay her bills somehow.
Are you sure? All of the soccer moms are probably lining up outside the mall entrance as we speak. You should probably skip work and just go now.
I really want that snowman candle holder. But do I need it? I'm trying to be good.
Get it! You can always return it if you change your mind in a year. If you don't get it now, some unemployed stay at home mom will list it on Poshmark or Mercari for $200. She has to pay her bills somehow.
by Biz bestie June 22, 2025
Get the Bath & Body Worksmug. Business or actions conducted in a generally loathsome, disagreeable, unfortunate, or otherwise unsavory manner.
Yn1: “aye bro, you really take ole girl tennis bracelet after dicking her down?”
Yn2: “nigga you trying to get this paper or what, ole pocket watching ahh”
Yn1: “that was nasty work mah ninja”
Yn2: “nigga you trying to get this paper or what, ole pocket watching ahh”
Yn1: “that was nasty work mah ninja”
by brobro 😭 February 3, 2025
Get the Nasty Workmug. A work kermit is British slang for a work permit. A worker must have their work kermit with them before they can enter an overseas worksite. It’s often depicted as a pocket sized green frog that is hand carried to the work site and allows entry.
Manager, “Ali can you go down to Mozambique next week to complete the job?”. Ali, “I’m afraid not boss, I haven’t got my work kermit”.
by Belgraviadan July 12, 2024
Get the Work Kermitmug. A word used to express when you need to sound like you have a lot of work to do but will actually be doing nothing. This word is typically used in a work setting amongst your employees.
by The Real Kyle est.2001 June 20, 2019
Get the STIP Workmug. Working is when during a rehearsal of the critically acclaimed Floor 5 show in the WVU lab theatre Justin, Ethan, and Molly say they're getting back to work but actually do a series of hand signals toward the stage manager Hannah instead of getting back to rehearsal.
You guys don't know what Working (In Terms of Faith King) means (Faith said after falling to the ground in tears).
by Giiigda January 24, 2024
Get the Working (In Terms of Faith King)mug. A drinking song sang by Rugby types. Usually in the format of call and response chanting about doing misogynistic things to a woman coming into a store and asking for different items. You can be very inventive with this chant, especially after a few pints....
Person: One day a woman into the store asking for a hammer
Chorus: A hammer from the store?
Person: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Chorus: Oh I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore.
Chorus: A hammer from the store?
Person: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Chorus: Oh I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore.
by chigman452 September 30, 2022
Get the I Used to Work in Chicagomug. Training or working out with a punching bag or speed bag. Also synonymous with any rigorous training drills or working hard to get get a lot of money, i.e. “the bag.”
by Markmorrison November 26, 2021
Get the Bag workmug.