When my tinder date from last night pull down her pants I was expecting some vagina but instead I got a big shock and she had an when my tinder date from last night pull down her pants I was expecting some vagina but instead I got a big shock and she had and inky winky willy
by bigasstoes August 8, 2019
Get the inky winky willymug. Me: imagine being a bum, that would suck
Guy: yeah you’re right I would hate to be a macky willy that would suck
Guy: yeah you’re right I would hate to be a macky willy that would suck
by Nomackywillysallowed February 26, 2020
Get the Macky willymug. by Beth chezly December 17, 2020
Get the Weiner Willymug. Instead of licking your finger and sticking it into a person's ear, you put the tip of your dick up to someone's ear and cum into it. Jizz willy!
by Holditin June 3, 2017
Get the jizz willymug. During a play of any sports involving a ball, watching the ball go over one's head and doing nothing to prevent the opposite team from earning score.
by ironsol8 September 6, 2007
Get the free willymug. 
FAT! She is nice sometimes ig?, but other than that a BITCH and a WHORE and CUNT. She eats all my food and makes the ground shake. Her ass is flatter than my dining table. She is built like ma private square. She has a crush on Karl murr and Ayan Bhuttani. Sg=he is so fking stinky like holy guacamole someone needs to gift her deodorant. The circumference of her forehead is x^6 she is built like a negative slope in Mr roger's ass. She always follows me everywhere like paparazzi who?? She needs to stop biting off her toe hair and get a wax. When she breathes she takes up the whole Arizona forest oxygen. She like little kids and she is the biggest pedo ever. (her left toe is bigger than the right)
note: three some later xoxo
note: three some later xoxo
by BIGGEST PHILLHATER EVER #FNKID November 25, 2024
Get the Philly Billy in the Willymug.