wet durag

Someone who looks like shit in the morning and shits themselves in the car and blames it on others

Walking into a store: Justin: holy shit Genevieve: what? Justin: you look like a fuckin wet durag

by Wet Durag man September 11, 2019

wet bobby

similar to a wet willy, a wet bobby is when a person puts their finger in their own anus, then into another person's mouth.

hey megan, give your mommy a wet bobby

by drunkchuck April 14, 2010

Wet Second

Use of the mouth on the breasts and nipples to provide stimulation during sexual activity

Yo, Suzi and Matt were going to wet second on that couch in the middle of the party.

by Tommy Says So January 7, 2010

wet hair>>

when a guys hair is wet it makes them 10x more attractive

“my hair is wet rn so lemme take a pic and send it😵”

me rn: wet hair>>

by lilizzyvertt April 20, 2021

Wet python

When a male with a very large penis receives sexual intercourse frequently due to the size of his genitals.

Yo that nigga got a wet python, he go hard in tha paint

by Wet wagon November 4, 2012

Wetting the palette

When your drinking with your college buddies while wearing your swim trunks and you decide that its just easier to pee in your trunks than going to the bathroom.

Dude I can't believe Hodge is wetting the palette, that totally increased her coolness.

by Buhmah December 5, 2011

Wet whistle

When cum drips out of her pussy and down past her butthole, then she farts and blasts cum everywhere.

Did you just wet whistle all over my leg?

by saltyson February 13, 2022