by phat_dummy445 January 14, 2021
Get the Jack Wmug. A super sweet loving guy, he is always trying to be nice towards others. He's caring, passionate, smart, goofy, handsome, romantic, and fun to be around. He may not always be the brightest but he will try to make you smile. He loves dnd (dungeons and dragons) and he's a hard core metal fan. One of the most coolest people you could have in your life. Ian is a very sassy guy when it comes towards people he cares about and is pretty argumentive. He can be mean at times but he tries his best to be kind. Especially towards his lover.
by Special.nay. October 8, 2025
Get the Ian wmug. W. A. -W. A. P.: "W. A . -W. A . P. is the purest form of African Jungle Pussy juice. It's one-hunnit-percent poontang octane!"
by Pornsapp Ringitt July 24, 2022
Get the W. A. -W. A. P.mug. by mommyLisaisonme!!! June 15, 2024
Get the nick wmug. Gauge is a super sweet guy, he’s calm, kind and caring. He’s tall, strong, a bit chubby but he’s like a teddy bear. You could talk all day everyday and that mf will listen no matter what, he will give you everything you need to be happy, and he will go above and beyond for you. He always puts others first and almost never thinks about himself because he thinks he’s ‘selfish’ but hes the most selfless mf you will ever meet. If you ever meet a gauge, or if you’re the chosen one, have a gauge as your boyfriend, you better be happy because that will be the man you want to marry.
by thatfroggoboiii December 17, 2022
Get the Gauge Wmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
Get the Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...mug. Shower, Shit, Shave, Have A Wank. As with "Something about Mary" its best not to go on a date with a "loaded gun" so this is the correct first date preparation...
by Marvin (Starvin) September 5, 2021
Get the S. S. S. H. A. W.mug.