manchester united

a team that is loved by millions of people and in fact is one of the biggest football (soccer if u youre a bigot) teams in the world. manchester united used to peak in the 2000s but recently supporting them has been a turbulent experience

person A: hey i heard you support manchester united.

person B: yea, fun fact WE HAVEN'T WON THE PREMIER LEAGUE IN 10 YEARS.

by saibo September 2, 2023

United Kingdom

The United Kingdom is a country where people who live there either talk like mystical elves running a bakery or a mischievous forest spirit. This may be because they have dental care that makes their teeth look akin to a pre-historic spearhead.

The United Kingdom is home to many castles and mystical creatures.

by CaeserSaladMan November 22, 2022

North Sydney UNited U16 C

Best team in the comp
whos first? yeah fuck off cunt

North Sydney UNited U16 C

Fuck off cunt
REFFFF
Nice shot dickhead

by Darshan Thakkar May 12, 2024

United States Begotten

united states begotten

(abbreviated USB) : a very offensive term for any child born in the United States to alien (i.e illegal immigrant in the US) parents.

one of the possible ways of improving immigration laws in The United States is to deny automatic birthright citizenship to any and all united states begotten. Of course there are other methods, but they don't seem to be working; I am sure Maricopa County, Arizona sheriff Joe Arapaio would agree with me.

by Sexydimma June 24, 2014

united exit

Being knocked semi-unconscious and dragged out by your feet.

That guy was so obnoxious the bouncers gave him a united exit.

by KlintQ April 11, 2017

Unit Head

A Unit Head is a person who will never stop being talking about their job. They will put their job over their friends and are selfish about it. Unit heads are usually losers, and think this minuscule amount of power makes them cool. They try to convince themselves that their job is cool and fun, while it actually sucks. Once a Unit Head, you can’t go back.

Marcus: Bro you coming to the hang tonight?
Martin: Nah, I got a unit head party.
Marcus: You are such a fucking loser.

by BrainChange July 31, 2024

United Midwest Republic

A discord server slightly larger then the authority led by “Cool Kid” a mix of old Minecrafters, C graders and Mock government enjoyers. It’s usually in chaos 99% of the time because of the retarded members and admins.

Joe: I love the United Midwest Republic!
Chad: Is that not the server that narrowly avoids collapse every day?

by sealandic based man November 12, 2022