columbian turkey

When a girl is shaking her butt in your face and you eat her butt making turkey sounds.
My girl surprised me with a lap dance and I gave her a Columbian turkey.
by Chalupacabbra March 13, 2021
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turkey mince

When no one wants you and you feel worthless.
by Bitch_Chan November 17, 2015
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Ohio Turkey

An Ohio Turkey is when you feed your girlfriend stuffing as you would insert into a Thanksgiving turkey, and while the stuffing is in her mouth she proceeds to give you a blow job. The gravy for the stuffing is your semen.
Guy 1: "Hey man how'd that date go last night?"
Guy 2: "It went great thanks! We had the best night, she gave me an Ohio Turkey."
Guy 1: "I'll have to try that."
by Coastiekid20 January 17, 2024
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The turkey pull

An act to try and get a natural bum wax simply by hand plucking one’s bum hair out
Person 1:Did u see Sarah’s ass bush last week?
Person 2:That’s old news she had the turkey pull.
by Masticspastic April 23, 2023
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Turkey Nugget

The act of sliding a man's balls into your anus during sex
"Yeah dude, I got that Turkey Nugget action last night."
by ShickenNuggins November 02, 2021
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Turkey Sloth

A person who walks around with aids dripping from their neck with dopey fucked up legs and feet thinking their amazing. In reality they don't realise that although there is only one of them known to mankind, that everyone wants to shoot it in the neck.

They strut about like sassy fuckers but don't worry they are not aggressive just trying to be a slut like past times, amongst doing nothing but slutting and sleeping in random places.
"Mate, did you see that, does that thing even make sense!?"
"Oh yeah look, a turkey sloth, i swear she was in my mates flats yesterday morning"
"Sure he's still alive!? Thing looks lethal"
"Yeah she gave him aids he's now sprouting feathers"
by Dagz January 23, 2014
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Spanking a turkey

Somebody asked her what she was doing, and she said I'm just spanking a turkey
by OWL76 March 30, 2025
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