Captain Guyliner

Regina's name for Killian Jones. This happens because Killian (OUAT character) wears eyeliner and he is hot!

Regina: I'm stuck with you and Captain Guyliner making eyes at each other.
Emma: We're not making eyes at each other

by beholdtherollyjoger January 12, 2018

Captain's Ride

The experience of using a toilet; a take on the term "throne" when referring to a toilet.

How was the Captain's Ride; How was the shit you just took

by gtothaBLA October 13, 2011

Saucy Captain

1. a member of the band The Saucy Captains who's name you can't quite remember

2. a fan of the band The Saucy Captains

1. Look! It's one of them Saucy Captains!

2. Check out those Saucy Captains grooving to Jungle Theme!

by deni_kaos April 20, 2008

cracker captain

An endearing term for Donald Trump.

Ayo did you hear Cracker Captain is finally getting kicked out of office!!?!?

by Aocstan January 18, 2021

Captain Flex

Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around

Look at BB over there peacocking round those hoes, he is the real deal captain flex

by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016

captain sarcasm

The arch-enemy of Captain Obvious, because unlike him, Captain Sarcasm just answers a stupid question with a rather crude or not sarcastic way. Or just simply states facts in a sarcastic way.

Stupid guy: "If I get bitten by a venomous spider, will I die?"
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."

Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".

Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".

by DiogoAttitude November 22, 2016

Armchair captain

Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git

I have just been qualified as an armchair captain, but I can no longer feel my arse cheeks

by Armchair captain 1 June 26, 2024