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matt king

a stinky specky obese lump of a boy who has no provisional no nat 5s and just loves big hairy veniny testicals down his throat by a discord mod hes looked the same since s1 tiktok fluffy hair
by jack devine420 February 20, 2025
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Matt’s Husband

Nick/Asher/Nick Hoffman
the husband of matthew

#futurecouple
matt’s husband is so funny! they’re spicy a cute couple 💘
by flairswrld January 2, 2023
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matt linden

Super sexy, will be forever loved, hot as Brad Pitt (but hotter) should be a hollister model. He will Always be awesome.
Matt linden, I love you, marry me. Oh god, I love you. KISSES!!!! XXXXXXXXXXX
by Linden Lover December 15, 2013
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Matt’s Fasting

Restraining from carbohydrate foods for an extended period of time following a period of excessive carb loads. During this period of Matt’s fasting one will only eat increased amounts of protein rich foods while abstaining from all carbs.

This is often associated with the religion of fitness and should be practiced only by those who seek to be fit
While seeking to cut the fluff from his body and also continue to experience muscular gains Matt explained to Mel the practice of Matt’s Fasting and all of its amazing possibilities for the mind, body and soul 🙌🏽
by Thatguytho1789 June 12, 2022
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Matt

A default mii that will beat you in wii's boxing and baseball.
"Please dont beat me again matt."
by La9Gag January 19, 2020
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Matt forsied

Being absolutely shit at hockey and every sport and having ur dad beat u with a belt every night
Playing b hockey and being so shit that u dad beats you that's Matt forsied
by 69caramucker69 December 15, 2018
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Matt

Matt is usually tall and Langthy if you see a short and stubby one then don’t trust them because they are an imposter
Matt - tall and langthy
by Matt’s lover September 16, 2022
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