phat uncles

the old people that show up in their matching tshirts, and school all the young people on how it's done.

1. I can't believe the phat uncles beat us at human bowling and shots last night.
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.

3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.

4. phat unckles?? Really..

5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.

6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!

by messy bun October 29, 2017

terry's uncle

Terry's Uncle is a dinosuar that cuts his hair with claws

Terry's Uncle Riped my hair out

by YOUR<MOM May 30, 2017

uncle russ

Most valuable uncle of Forest Lake, MN. He drives a white 2003 H2 Hummer. He looks like Uncle Si from Duck Dynasty.

Uncle Russ got a hummer in a hummer.

by bigfoot889 June 3, 2017

uncle mack

An older male who gives solid advice, and sayings on life to a younger man.

My { Uncle Mack} told me,"You wont remember every girl you kissed boy, but you'll remember every good dog you ever had" he was right!

by matlock1 November 13, 2017

uncle aries

The worlds best uncle!!!!! If you meet an Aries make sure to call him uncle

Wow Aries is such a good uncle.
“Did u see uncle Aries.
I wish Aries was my uncle . Jealous

by Mmmhmnnnn November 23, 2017

Uncles Knuckles

1.When you uncle fists you and your sibling at the same time.

2. When your uncle literally punches your ass hole into the next dimension.

"I hate my Uncles knuckles"

by gmoney2904 December 8, 2017

uncle jon

A very serious and funny person.

Jerry start acting uncle Jon like!

by GreenDreamPurple101 May 7, 2018