Matt Rife

sexiest man alive and funniest man alive

Matt Rife is hot!

by MCLOVINMILKS January 6, 2024

Matt

A very grown looking g man, hair on his chest, large package in his pants, dirty hands from constantly working with his hands. Sweet and innocent looking smile. Quiet and mysterious. Loves to joke and do what he can for everyone but becareful cuz u will find out later that he's all talk and action. He's lazy and slowwwww as he*l. Professional liar he even believe es the lies!. He will have u hooked with a twinkle in his eye!. Be cautious!

Matt has put me last on the to do list againnnnn today!. 😒

by Crazycrystal5 April 20, 2024

Matt

Under intense pressures, he cannot get an erection, multiple people think he is homosexual, and he loves street racing and drinking buzz balls

Is that Matt, why can he get a boner

by FortniteBalls68 March 21, 2022

Matt

Matt is the gayest twink ever, even tho he denies it and has had girlfriends in the past, everyone knows he's just hiding from the truth. We see you Matt. We know you're hiding, it's ok, come out of the closet Matt. We're waiting for you.

Dya see that twink over there?

Ya dude, but he keeps saying he's straight.

Fuck, he's such a Matt

by BigDickDickingson March 20, 2023

Matt Dp

A substitute for words like stupid bitch and retard

Your such a matt dp

by Matt DiPietros missing penis July 31, 2016

Gay Matt

He is really gay for a cat named Tom.

Whats that meowing sound? Thats a Gay Matt fucking Tom!

by Stopreadingthis213 April 20, 2020

matt makurat

Kevin is gay. Matt Makurat was right about him.

Man look at Kevin. He's so gay. Matt Makurat was right about him.

by Damnit Kevin January 3, 2014