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Michael Jordan

A legendary basketball player. In fact, he's so legendary, that people frequently gloss over the fact that he's one of the rudest, most self-centered celebrities of all time off the court.
Michael Jordan. He was one hell of a basketball player indeed.

He also called Charles Barkley a "fat fuck" behind his back, said that he "doesn't give autographs to n*ggers" when the rapper Chamillionaire asked him for an autograph, and gave a vicious, unprovoked verbal beating to a teenage rookie basketball player who looked up to him when his performance wasn't up to scratch by his standards. Many people who have met the man have reported that he is incredibly rude and dismissive towards practically everyone. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Michael Jordan is a fucking asshole.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 27, 2021
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jordan bell

The common nickname for a younger man otherwise known as a pleb
"I met someone who reminds me of a jordan bell, he was such a pleb! "
by aarrbb December 9, 2017
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Jordan W.

He's the type of guy that will take you on the most amazing date in your whole life take you around the world to the stars and the the moon and back then wonder why you fell in love with him.
by Zulaman August 31, 2022
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Jordane

A gay black man with a small cock and gets no bitches.
#fuck you jordane
by Justin is soooo cooooolllll lo January 22, 2022
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Kennedie jordan

The one and only thing in this world that can fill the hole in my heart, she is the ray of sunshine in the darkest night. She is the cutest girl you will ever meet and knows just what to say to make you embarrassed.

Every Nathan ever: I love my Kennedie😘
Ohh my gosh is that a goddess, no it’s better it’s a Kennedie jordan
by Natedogpack September 16, 2021
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Jordan Barrett

PSL God in his natural form, Former MOGGER and every looksmaxxers second or third fave idol.
Jordan Barrett; Yo Chico
"precides to mog"
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Jordan-Lee

You are a very Bitchy Person, you think you're amazing all the time, but hello You're not You are stupid and hate all the old teachers. sometimes I kind of wish you weren't there Oh and by the way You think you can "dance"
Jordan-Lee: Heyyy Bitches
():uhh... hey...
Jordan-Lee: DANCES
():God I hate this Slut...
by Iwriteaboutuselesspp June 16, 2021
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