When the female (or male if that's your deal)is sleeping, you carefully crouch over their face. Simply lower your balls on to ( or into) their sleeping mouth. When they wake up, You shout, "BREAKFAST"
My girlfriend was snoring, so I gave her the old Two-Egg Breakfast.
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by greenradioactive March 2, 2009
Get the Two-Egg Breakfast mug.A term used to describe a girl during that special time of the month, when the partner performs oral ingesting the egg that is ejected through her natural process.
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But actually code for "I'm going now because you are boring the shit out of me".
But actually code for "I'm going now because you are boring the shit out of me".
Bob: "...and then on 14 I made a great par-save from the heavy rough..."
Rob: "OK, anyway listen mate I must go - I've got an egg on..."
Rob: "OK, anyway listen mate I must go - I've got an egg on..."
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Get the I've got an egg on mug.(n.) A breakfast dish consisting of scrambled eggs, and anything you happen to have in your refrigerator that may or may not taste good mixed with scrambled eggs.
This morning I made Scrambled Egg Surprise by taking the fries and patties from the Big Mac meal I didn't finish last week, chopped up some onions, smothered it in sprinkle cheese and mustard, added some chopped up fried bologna, and salsa, then put it all on the Big Mac buns after popping them in the toaster. Breakfast of Champions!
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