What a surprise!

Wow! The person I said should be murdered for doing a thing doesn't want me to be able to go public about the thing they're do!
Hym "What a surprise! But they're trading your kids lives for they're own! Doesn't sound like they're good people to me... Sounds like they only care about remaking the world in their own image... Like... Some kind of mentally retarded billionaire! You're just a bad as he is!"
by Hym Iam February 17, 2024
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surprise shiza

Taking a shit on your partner without notice while having sex.
Last night I took a big shit on Stacey while we were doing it, boy was she ever surprised. Surprise shiza!
by Langdown June 29, 2006
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Surprise it’s Sana

A game show where a mysterious entity called sana wreaks havoc on those she texts most often.
If you ever get texted Surprise it’s Sana, leave the country. You are in immediate danger.
by the all knowing spirit April 06, 2022
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Reverse Kinder Surprise

When you remove a girl bra, and her breast are smaller than they looked, e.g. like Kinder Surprise, but instead of getting a good Surprise, you get disappointment
I took a girl home from the bar, and when I removed her bra, I got a Reverse Kinder Surprise
by brushnz February 05, 2022
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Lil Smokey surprise

Principles kid flashed you after shutting his ass out in the urinal
Last night I heard some guy get a lil Smokey surprise. Bro was goin off the deep end I guess
by scyescrazyassworld February 24, 2024
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Pube surprise

When a food server becomes angry with the customer and adds their secret ingredient into the item being served. This is the next step above spitting in one's food.
Tino: "I was a jerk to that vendor. I hope he doesn't do anything to my ice cream."
Brendan: "He was very angry. You probably got his pube surprise."
by afaraci12099 August 18, 2016
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surprise tool

You say this when you wanna fuck some chick, but you do not want to tell them right away that its involving dicks, so you just say it is a surprise tool. It is pretty obvious though if your chicks horny.
1: So what are we doing at your house?
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)
by DonglemyBongle June 05, 2020
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