Shredding Paper

The residual effects of a loose bowel movement after the initial flush of the toilet bowl.

Damn Brian the bowl looks like you shredding paper out cho asshole. Give a brother a courtesy flush next time!

by Assman329 July 26, 2024

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Corn Paper

Another word or slang term for the husk of a corn cob.

"Hey senorita, do you have any more corn paper to finish wrapping these tamales"

by Mjf420 April 17, 2023

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Toilet paper

u cant get it u wont get it just wipe your ass with your hand like the indian scammers

1.damn i cant get toilet paper
2. today i had fought in the pit for toilet paper
3.the corona virus made my toilet go away pls help

by TheOneTrueOmri March 26, 2020

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cuttin' paper

One that has a daytime job, usually being paid by the day, week, or biweekly, as opposed to one in a professional position with a salary.

I'm cuttin' paper with this job at the recycling plant.

by ArfGraf August 25, 2013

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paper mill

The annoying fact of life that you might have to go to the printer or "document center" at your job just a few minutes before it's time to head home.

Fookin' sunovabitch! I gotta go to the paper mill to sort out my work, and I have a train to catch at 3:30!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

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Toilet paper is a symbol of the coronavirus, due to the fact that people are buying a huge amount of toilet paper during the COVID-19 pandemic. Toilet paper is a bare essential, so it is falling off the shelves like crazy. Stores now have a limit on how much toilet paper you can buy. Not to mention Mount Druitt Coles now has a security guard guarding the toilet paper.

I guess people be like:
*goes out and buys all the toilet paper in existance so they don’t ever have to leave the house again*

But still people, leave some for the other humans on this planet!

“When you go out, make sure to get some more toilet paper. We’re almost out!”

by Kitten 🐱 December 22, 2020

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