wet paper bag

Being broke.

Im so broke I can't even buy my way out of wet paper bag

by Abbi Taylor August 25, 2017

Toilet paper wedgie

A butt with toilet paper wedged in the crack. It looks like 'kleenex' or tissue paper stuck in a box to blow your nose. Kleenex, Puffs, tissue paper, toilet paper, heavy duty booty, butt crack attack, wedgie, wipe your butt, butt, poop, booty, bum, butt crack, take a dump

I was in a hurry to get back to class and wiped my butt several times really fast. I think I got a toilet paper wedgie.

by joecoolthefool September 6, 2016

Michigan Parchment Paper

The act of coating toilet paper in IcyHot. When an unsuspecting person goes to use the ‘parchment paper’, they would be left with a surprise as their asshole constricts from the Icy and burns from the Hot

Eli: “I replaced my toilet paper with Michigan Parchment Paper. My girlfriend has been screaming for the past 2 hours.”

by Jeffica3576 August 19, 2025

soggy paper towel

An acceptable insult for the type of person to tea-bag after every kill, then rage quit the first time they die.

Man that last bastard we killed was a real soggy paper towel.

by Muuur dar June 9, 2019

PAPER CHASER

1. It's a state of mind. Only one thing is on they mind when it comes to makin' money and that's money. It takes focuse to achieve successfully.

2. One who wants wealth, to be rich. Hustling, grinding, gettin' dat money. Someone dat knows what it takes to make it happen and stackin' they bread.

3. Likes to show off what they got wit clothes, shoes, jewelry, handbags, hair, nails, cars, cribs and a phat wallet.

People be callin' me a golddigger but naw, I'm just a paper chaser.

by Knowitall444 January 16, 2022

Paper Drive

When you use printed out directions to navigate to somewhere.

John’s grandparents will be here late, they’re doing a paper drive.

by Ringo the Star May 17, 2023

Brown paper

The brown tobacco paper around a black and mild cigar (used to roll weed with)
Rolling is referred to as “freaking” a black
(Black refers to a B&M cigar “black and mild”)

Brown paper - “yo I js rolled a gram in dis brown paper frm da black”

by Hood_rich3000k November 23, 2023