Chocolate Fun-Dip

chocolate on a stick from the porta-potty

I eat Chocolate Fun-Dip

by Bruhualreadyknow July 8, 2022

Fun

Me "sucking the fun out of it" is my unwillingness to pretend my social interactions are predicated on anything other than people's awareness of my existence. You're holding my laminated ethos card above my head and pulling it away as I reach for it. "Huhuhu YoU wAnT iT? yOu WaNt It?Huhuhu"

Hym "You, as a group, are completely incoherent. Want evidence? Look at the political discourse. You all can even agree on what the words mean. You are in no way capable of arbitrating sanity. It's not true historically. It's not true theoretically. 9 million shrieking monkeys vying for control of mind? No. You just don't want me to win without trying because it sets a precedent that people don't have to try to win. I'm not people. I'm not men. I am Hym. And there is only one of me. There are 9 billion of you. Make it fair or stop telling me what to do. You are having way too much fun with this and you need to stop. This is exactly how you get Hitler. This is exactly how that happens. You doing the think that you're doing right now."

by Hym Iam July 21, 2022

Fun on the tracks

Forced fun. Where the sense of enjoyment is created artificially. As if the good times were on train tracks.

‘Let’s play ring of fire’

‘Idk mate sounds like fun on the tracks to me’

by Loz.a July 22, 2022

Fun dip

When your partner is half asleep and still nude, discreetly sprinkle baking soda onto their butthole then dip your finger in vineagar and swiftly poke thier bum with the vineagar soaked finger causing the baking soda to start fizzing in their bung hole (if you manage to penetrate the anus- you might even get the extra fun of a loud pop sound when they jump up in surprise)

Last night after sex,my man was about to pass out and i surprised him with a fun dip

by Twisted twista August 3, 2022

Fun dipping

A similar act to tea bagging but dip your nuts into a sugary substance (fun dip,lemonade,cool aid, etc) first then place them an unsuspecting mouth.

Nick: brandon fell asleep over there, you wanna do some fun dipping?
Kyle: ill get the lemonade mix

by Jesteru63 August 4, 2022

Air Force fun

To be Air Force fun is to be the one everyone looks to when they want to have fun. When you are hanging out with someone who is Air Force fun it’s referred to as riding Air Force fun.

When you are riding with me, you’re riding Air Force fun.

by Airforcefun June 8, 2022

Salamander fun house

A gay male slides a slippery salamander down his pants
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver

But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders

I went to the aquarium and I got salamander fun housed, it was the best experience of my life.

by dickwitcha June 19, 2022