David Bowman

A person with an all round largeness, but in more ways than one.
Very compatible, admirable and loving.
A person called this name has a big heart, a gorgeous smile and an amazing personality. They are great fun to go out with and will always make you laugh in a time of despair. Noone can change or replace the feeling they give to you or the place they have in your heart. They are truly one in a billion.

David Bowman. The sparkle in the night time sky.

by MissJWood October 26, 2010

Pull a David

When in the middle of hooking up you stick your entire tongue down their throat and leave it there.

yo i was hooking up with him and he decided to pull a david

by daddidrphil March 28, 2019

David Downer

A man who is a downer, depressed, glass half-full, woe-is-me.

George is a real David Downer.

by galaxysprfx August 26, 2010

David Villa

The most overrated cocksucking faggot to ever touch a football, David Villa was a virtual unknown up until at 28 he scored 5 goals at the 2010 World Cup, each one crappier than the next, and was instantly declared the best striker in the history of the universe.

Amazingly, about 4628352 of his nearly 200 career goals have been scored on an emtpy net, from an offside position, and with an average with 3 deflections each. At the same time.

A: David Villa scored an offside goal against a crappy team again.

B: Obsiously, he can't even score in a brothel without being offside.

by MrPupesh May 14, 2011

david bowie

Some gimpy "rock" singer who looks like a fetus in drag.
Has many fans purely because the majority of people on this planet fail to comprehend what real music is, and what goes into making it.
David Bowie is both a terrible guitarist, and his voice is vile.
If you want some real music, check out Gamma ray or Vio-lence.

"David Bowie sucks because he can't sing"

by Loz Cook December 28, 2005

Larry David

Used when talking about the classic old man clown hairstyle. Bald on top and a ring from temple to temple.

Dood you should just bic that dome instead of rocking a larry david.

by Drewid January 5, 2008

David Beckham

A God

A Footballer in England, a socer fag in America

a cool guy

Alex: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAVID BECKHAM!!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!! !!!! Fuck YAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Look at his fucking amazing ass body/face
I want to just go over there and rape him right now

Tony: shut up

by ALEXFUCKINGBECKHAM January 16, 2008