captain condom

A person who's father should have used a condom. Or defiantly should have pulled out.

Joe is such a captain condom. I bet his father wished he used one .

by Broutiful August 22, 2016

Snack Captain

The person in the relationship who thinks they’re the better snack buyer, but usually a person who uses this term selfishly is not.

I.E “I am the snack captain and pretzels are a good snack.”
Also
“You’re just mad you’re not the snack captain because you like candy.”

by Ewa WooWa December 27, 2022

Captain H-Ball

Any extremely intoxicated boat captain from a mix of cocaine, mushrooms and cheap beer.

Dam Captain H-Ball we almost hit the channel marker doing 60mph in a no wake zone. Arrrr past me the straw and platter and let me arrrrr powder the nose.

by Captain Smoothwater September 2, 2022

Captain cougar

Tall beard man like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.

That guy has a big beard - “must be a captain cougar”

by Hookname December 4, 2020

captain birdseye

someone who doesnt shut up, waffles all the time. comes from birdseye potato waffles's mascot.
see hassle loads

Me: jen allen wrecks my head, she never shuts up.

Friend: yeah shes a captain birdseye for sure!

by red_knickers January 5, 2010

Captain Kyle

The alter ego of the sexiest man to ever live Kyle Johnson

“YARRRR HARRRR SET SAIL ME” said captain Kyle

by Captains cum bucket April 26, 2020

Captain & Tennille

When in the Military, when you (a Captain) and your wife do a 3-way with the next door neighbor.

Ex: "We just had a 'Captain & Tennille', with the neighbor"

by Scotti B May 2, 2022