loo paper

another word for loo roll

Person on loo: I need more loo paper.

by Censored July 14, 2008

Toilet Paper

Paper designed for wiping your ass but will most likely no longer exist once the coronavirus is gone.

Son: "Dad, we are out of toilet paper!"

Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."

by bL0BbY BiTcH March 24, 2020

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Paper Box Is Ilegally Owned Angel Jose Robles

Paper Box Is Ilegally Owned Angel Jose Robles

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025

pimp paper

Cash, money made from your hustle

The Earring Man was strutting around town spending that pimp paper!

by CubanDonk February 20, 2015

Toilet paper

When a pandemic starts everyones assholes begin spraying shit uncontrollably causing massive swarms of white trash mobbing stores to get that precious anus relief one can only get from toilet paper

Only the smooth cotton clouds of toilet paper can soothe this bleeding anus.

by T Smitty 208 March 18, 2020

paper crossant

When a female has slips of toilet paper attached to her pussy.

I went down on my girlfriend to give her oral and got a paper crossant instead.

by Uncle and Stevie September 29, 2023

Fishnet toilet paper

When something or someone is not trustworthy.

Most politicians are like fishnet toilet paper. You can’t trust much of what’s coming out of their mouth. It’s all crap.

by Elise girly May 19, 2021