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Cuddle Slut

A dog, cat, or otherwise furry animal who will do absolutely anything for cuddles.
I was over at Dan and Natalie's place and boy was their cat a cuddle slut. Wouldn't leave me alone!
by tacotacogggg March 25, 2019
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Photo-Slut

That one person who either a.) has to be in every photo or b.) Takes thousands of pictures during completely useless events. The Photo-Slut will do this because she needs to feel like she is the center of attention; or because she loves hugging and smiling with other guys and thinks the excuse of a picture covers up her "Photo-Sluttyness"
"Hey who the hell is this chick? She's taken like five pictures with me."
"I don't know man, it's just some ratchet Photo-Slut
by ignoranceisignorance October 26, 2012
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slut curtain

This is the type of dress that girls wear to a party where there is likely to be alcohol served and guys to try to sleep with. A slut curtain is typically short, shows off a lot of cleavage, and is as loose as the women who wear them, in order to make it easier to get off in the sack (assuming the girl doesn't just fuck with it on).
Guy 1: Dude look at the fat chick in the slut curtain.
Guy 2: Fuck you man, you can see her vag from here.
by Courier Old May 5, 2011
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Slut Coma

A state of utter and total defeat. Absolute exhaustion.

The term is often used after discovering a partner has no intentions of dating you, or admitting to it, really. They will keep your hopes up, when in fact, you're just a leachy, horny mistake. The "slut" is probably fucking someone very close to you.

The slut is extremely attractive and thought to be the be-all, end-all as far as dating goes. The victim is often attractive as well, and has always ended relationships. So the first time it happens for the victim is when their feelings are the strongest.

Unless left untreated (keeping in contact with the slut), the coma can last up to 3 years. On one occasion I've seen it last to 5.

A "slut coma" can prevent confidence, an erection, social opportunities to meet new mates, and most notably, a hollow glazed-look for long periods of time.
You: Dude, Cassandra has been texting me on and off for like 3 months. I saw her at the bar last night and she didn't even look at me! We had an awesome week but now I think she's fucking my brothers best friend... I thought she was the one, man.

Friend: Fuck man, you know what you're in?

You: What?

Friend: A "slut coma," man. A fucking slut coma.
by 3_I_Win October 31, 2011
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Flat Slut

A flat slut is somebody named Amy who has been in a terrible sexual accident and had their face smashed against a woman's extremely flat breasts. This caused her face to become as flat as a piece of paper. If you ever meet a Flat Slut, don't get too close because she will reel you in and turn you into a condescending dick who gets really annoyed when their threesome with Amy doesn't go to plan because Geraldine doesn't know how to use a vaginal condom.
Guy 1: "Ugh, I met this flat slut at college today."
Guy 2: "Ew, was she flat?"
Guy 1: "Oh yeah, flat as a rat"
by PshycoComedian November 22, 2017
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subway slut

a dirty ghetto slut who does not get off on average cocks, so she needs to be filled with footlong hoagie sized cocks
dude my cock wasn't enough for her because shes just hungry for the subway sized cocks ramming her...watta subway slut
by elcrazyloco696 November 4, 2012
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sluts toothpaste

Quite literally cum. But most preferably in a sluts mouth, hence why its called "sluts toothpaste".
Bob: Hey bro, I gave Shanna some sluts toothpaste yesterday!
Bill: Did you get it down her throat?

Bob: Hell yeah!
by HumpJizzFuckDoodle September 16, 2018
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