Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.
Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.
Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.
Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.
Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.
by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010
Get the speed tardedmug. someone that is a whore, slut, slore, etc. possibly carries many infections; also is not the brightest crayon in the box.
Man1: Dude I slept with that girl last night, and now I think I have the clap!
Man2: Sucks bro, you slept with a slop tard.
Man2: Sucks bro, you slept with a slop tard.
by lalalaman1111111932028 September 23, 2012
Get the slop tardmug. This applies to people who are constantly late. Generally people in their teen years as they have not completely come to appreciate punctualality as a sign of adulthood.
"Hey! We will never make it to anything on time if you don't stop acting like a bunch of Tardy Tards!"
by Noremac1981 December 29, 2020
Get the Tardy Tardsmug. A redneck hick, usually with 2 teeth, big beer belly who marries and reproduces with their cousin and thinks their college football team is gods gift to mankind which in reality is full of gangsters/thugs and bought players under the devil a.k.a nick "Lucifer" sabban
"Roll tide" has got to be the dumbest saying on the planet and why have a dumb ass elephant for a mascot.....idiots!
Will also claim championships they dont have
"Roll tide" has got to be the dumbest saying on the planet and why have a dumb ass elephant for a mascot.....idiots!
Will also claim championships they dont have
by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019
Get the bama tardmug. by chupapiiii April 28, 2025
Get the Tardmug. by jbegg January 28, 2009
Get the Remo-tardmug. 