Hey y'all, you're cordially invited to my reverse surprise party to celebrate my 50th birthday... tonight, at 7pm! Be there or be square! Surprise, bitches!!!
by schroeheme March 14, 2024

When a food server becomes angry with the customer and adds their secret ingredient into the item being served. This is the next step above spitting in one's food.
Tino: "I was a jerk to that vendor. I hope he doesn't do anything to my ice cream."
Brendan: "He was very angry. You probably got his pube surprise."
Brendan: "He was very angry. You probably got his pube surprise."
by afaraci12099 August 17, 2016

When you are too drunk to find the bathroom at your friend's house so you pee in your suitcase and when you wake up you get a suitcase surprise.
by aboutmosquito97 December 30, 2018

Cuck 1 "Yo Braden gave his friends a sandy surprise after they tried robbing him."
Cuck 2 "I remember when braden gave me his first sandy surprise
Cuck 2 "I remember when braden gave me his first sandy surprise
by Pimppaddydaddy June 20, 2024

by Samguy August 24, 2024

when a guy is taking a girl from behind, he spits on her back near to finishing to make her think he blew on her back and when she turns around the guy blows on her face
by tango alfa November 20, 2010

When performing a 69 with an unknown cocaine drug smuggler and she then farts leaving you with, A Dusty Surprise
Ryan "Dude, that Mexican chick from last night is a drug smugler!"
Colin "Ya man I know! We were 69ing last night and she farted and gave me the biggest Dusty Surprise"
Ryan "Wow... did you snort it?"
Colin "Well yeah, I'm not an idiot"
Colin "Ya man I know! We were 69ing last night and she farted and gave me the biggest Dusty Surprise"
Ryan "Wow... did you snort it?"
Colin "Well yeah, I'm not an idiot"
by therealwhiteowl April 8, 2015
