walrus surprise

When you bring a fat girl home drunk, and then she gets on top of you when you wake up.

these bacon bits are gonna turn me into a walrus surprise

by alyssaG123 November 1, 2021

vodka surprise

A simple mixed drink consisting of any random flavored vodka + soda water. Basically a vodka soda but flavored.

Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.

I’d like a vodka surprise please, anything but orange.

by Thequantum August 26, 2022

Reverse Kinder Surprise

When you remove a girl bra, and her breast are smaller than they looked, e.g. like Kinder Surprise, but instead of getting a good Surprise, you get disappointment

I took a girl home from the bar, and when I removed her bra, I got a Reverse Kinder Surprise

by brushnz February 4, 2022

Bald dick surprise

When you realize all dick heads are bald so there is nothing to worry about.

I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.

by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 24, 2023

candy apple surprise

A sex position that involves sugar and syrup with apples

My husband and I tried the candy apple surprise last night

by anonymous May 11, 2023

new delhi surprise

In order to make a new delhi surprise you will need the following :

1 Tea Bag,
2 Cups of whole milk,
2 tea spoons of white sugar,
137ml of male ejaculate.

One tasty drink.

My man made me a really good new delhi surprise this morning

by CornershopMen November 19, 2018

Surprise Release Poop

When your poop stimulates your prostate I’m just the right way that it cause a person to ejaculate.

Matt: Are you cheating on me?
Michael: No, I think you just had a surprise release poop.

by WiccanGay May 5, 2025