Surprise Pigeon

When you steal a person's sandwich and then jizz on their shoulder.

Jeff was being an ass flaunting his fucking sandwich around so I gave that fucker a Surprise Pigeon!

by 87 Heavy September 21, 2018

surprise rock

A rock (commonly a red brick) used in combat theaters to initiate a sexual act, typically to coerce an unexpecting participant; accomplished by hitting another in the head and yelling, "surprise!"

SPC Brown kept the surprise rock for a week, Smith's butt will never be the same.

by Brewing logic November 20, 2016

Home Depot Surprise

Getting a blowjob from someone that has a spray tan.

Husband gave me a home depot surprise last night

by OneBadGloop November 16, 2020

surprise party

When you have friends over for another person birthday and you shout “SUPRISE” the whip out your cock and jizz over all the food

we had the best surprise party yesterday!

by deep fried rat legs November 7, 2019

Soy sausage surprise

When a female licks him spits it onto a hot dog and eats it

Aye girl did you try your man, super soy sausage surprise

by Sw247 November 15, 2017

canadian surprise

Extending the butt end of your hockey stick up and under somebodies ribs with an effort to hide it from the referees

That guys a real hozer he's been thrashing everybody on the ice, give him the Canadian surprise.

by phatflyguy December 19, 2013

No Surprises

Depression, but its a song.

No alarms and No Surprises, please.

by whatismyname182 August 21, 2021