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Subaru summer

When a bunch lesbians get together outside in the summertime and form a human centipede eating it from the back.
Hey Jane, I hear there’s going to be a Subaru summer event going on in p-town. You wash your clam to prepare?
by Lizzie the lezzie July 7, 2024
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Cuntboy Summer

When you stop caring what anyone thinks and just do whatever you want. Not mean, just... done. Done performing, done explaining, done asking permission. When you're just vibing it with zero fucks given.
"He wore that??"
"He doesn't give a fuck, it's his Cuntboy Summer."

"Why are you being like this?"
"I'm just being a Cuntboy. It's Cuntboy Summer."
by Oldmucker4578 March 7, 2026
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False Summer (Michigan)

A meteorological prank where Michigan briefly experiences beautiful spring weather for about 48 hours before returning to snow, wind, and existential disappointment.

Known side effects include:

• wearing shorts in March
• grilling in the driveway
• everyone collectively saying “maybe winter’s finally over”
• immediate regret

Scientists believe this phenomenon exists solely to keep Michiganders humble.
Yesterday I was driving with the windows down in a T-shirt. Today I’ve got my North Face zipped up. False summer (Michigan).
by The Banana Bard March 10, 2026
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brat summer

What do you think about brat summer?”
Rodent infestation
by givemesushi February 18, 2025
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Tecca summer

A summer which consists of listening to Lil Tecca and living your best life, the perfect summer.
by Guest78463 March 26, 2025
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perfect summer day

A day where nothing can go wrong. No thoughts of winter depression. A day at the breezemont and the 2man begins. We walk to CVS, get ice cream, go back to graces house, go swimming, watch the sunset, have a sleepover where the boys sleep in the chicken coop. Nothing can go wrong.
"I can't wait for the perfect summer day" - Amelia
by bibi phonk March 28, 2025
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