standing between the hams

When you are experiencing the act of performing anal sex with your member from the behind area of your partner.

Mark thought perhaps Joe was buried deep in a beaver, but in fact he was standing between the hams.

by dustychenille March 18, 2017

ham locker

A small, confined, crowded, often smelly place.

It was me and 8 guys in a ham locker, playing cards.

by plantguy March 19, 2017

mad hammed

Eating so much ham you feel drunk.

Every thanksgiving I get mad hammed!

by 26 sloths March 25, 2017

Pressing ham

When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.

Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham

Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"

Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"

by Drop-it April 1, 2017

ham milk

Effort of squeezing Greese out of a ham until it's dry meat

He got all the ham milk out for the orgy

by Chuckesn April 6, 2017

victorian ham

When you finger a girl with ham and you put cum on it and eat it

I gave that girl some Victorian Ham

by CANT TELL U JACK April 19, 2018

Ham

A gullible person

Dann that nigga Jacob is a ham

by Oop juke king October 7, 2017