special shopping buddy

(N) A women's designated male friend that she goes to the mall and buys clothes with, whenever the need arises. Most likely, the special shopping buddy is in most cases a platonic friend, or possibly homosexual.

Julie: Hey, are you and danny dating? i saw you guys at the mall together the other day.

Kim: Nah, he's just my special shopping buddy.

by buddy lumpkins January 16, 2010

kick door specials

Black Air Forces which are the number one shoe that felonies are committed in.
93% of all felonies involve a person or persons wearing the shoe

Johnny’s rocking the kick door specials u better watch your back around him

by Real Nigga number 1 February 22, 2020

Simons special sauce

a sauce made from centrifuged semen,pepsi max and mayonnaise. Can be purchased at certain lemonade stands.
always costs 9001$

Rob: hey nice lemonade stand, do you by chance have some Simons special sauce?
Mary:Well yes my good sir we certainly have.
Rob:Well may I ask how much it costs?
Mary:It's 9001$ dollars sir
Rob: fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

by Watho July 8, 2011

Elwin special

A concoction of the finest cuisine. First you boil an egg and fry some chimken nuggies. Second make some ramen and add to the mix. Finally add some southern gravy to the mix. Top with some garlic and cajun spices, and you have an Elwin Special

"Bro did you try the Elwin special?" "Yeah dude, had it at the michelin restaurant last week"

by Obatosi November 13, 2021

special snowflake

A special snowflake is someone who thinks they're entitled to special treatment because of their feels rather than suffer any logical accountability. A clear indication of said feels and lack of accountability is when a special snowflake experiences the first of the 7 stages of grief over their diagnosis with Special Snowflake Syndrome. The wounded creature can then be seen angrily typing on Urban dictionary to define the term itself into literally Hitler using Illuminati confirmed level leaps of logic, no doubt munching on Doritos as well.

Shakespeare named Special Snowflake: I'm dumb? That's something only Hitler would say. nom nom
Reader: is your name compensating for something?
Shakespeare named Special Snowflake: Wait! Let me tell you about these triangular chips!

by Toilet896 March 9, 2017

John Bonham Special

A meal, usually eaten at breakfast time, consisting of a quadruple vodka (four quadruple vodkas for the brave) and a ham sandwich. This was John Bonham's (led zeppelin drummer) last meal, hence the title. It can also be a verb as in "he John Bonham Specialed that ass, and now he's pukin'"

"I wanted to get hammered one morning so I had the John Bonham Special"

"I dared him to get a John Bonham special and he did"

by NBurrell December 28, 2007

The Spanish Special

The act of placing Chorizo (a hard, knobbly spanish sausage) into ones rectum. It can be performed on both sexes. In most cases the recipient is then forced to choke and eat on the spanish poo stick, often crying.

The recipient is often willing to perform the act though, to a mild form. However, the giver is often deemed as "a sick bastard".

Most people should stay away from them unless you're mad.

Due to the natural shape of the chorizo, post-spanish special farting may occur.

Laura - Christ. I'm struggling to walk this morning, my farts stink and my mouth tastes of shitty sausage. Did you really have to go that far?

Ryan - Hahaha of course i did! Thats the whole point of The Spanish Special!

Laura - Gosh. Its so nasty and mean. Ill be tasting poo for a week.

Ryan - SHUT UP NOW OR YOUR SISTER GETS IT NEXT.

by JSBR88 April 6, 2011