by squirrel stomper May 12, 2023
Guy 1: I really want to get with this girl
Guy 2: Yeah you should get with her by least this weekend or she's out of the picture.
Guy 1: I want to! It's in my Smash Schedule!
Guy 2: Yeah you should get with her by least this weekend or she's out of the picture.
Guy 1: I want to! It's in my Smash Schedule!
by jRob917 October 29, 2011
by jjatlw April 23, 2007
by judgebredd May 03, 2021
by Scottie Tiger December 21, 2024
Dine n' Smash: Last night I met this hottie named Rachel. Dang she was fine. I asked her out to dinner lookin for something serious out of it and she happily agreed (though her stomach growled right before she said yes but I'm sure it meant nothing) I took her out to eat at my favorite place, (generic fancy restraunt name that is only still open because the drinks alone are $10) so we eat and we're having a good time. I ask her back to my place and she says "ya okay" (keep in mind I reached for the check). We get back to my apartment and I get my keys out to open the door. The. Out of no where she becomes the flash and books it away and leaves my all alone with nothing but the clothes on my back, and my $3 to go box of $100 1 ounce steak.
by I swear I'm 18 Garcia September 04, 2017
When you are tired of jerking off with your hand and decide to use the crease of you elbow so it looks like you're flappying a wing
BOB: yo dave next time you jerk off don't use your hand totally over rated you need to Falcon Smash that shit
DAVE: how?
BOB: crease of the elbow bro, you last longer and gives you a shoulder workout.
DAVE: how?
BOB: crease of the elbow bro, you last longer and gives you a shoulder workout.
by Falcon7489 December 19, 2015