The Holy Rock

A God that came to Earth from the top left corner of the universe. Has destroyed many civilizations over small things and will most likely continue to do so. Currently at Earth debating whether or not to end us.

"The Holy Rock has no mercy when its choice is final."

by TheFistOfTheMyths September 14, 2020

dog rock

A weathered, and typically hardened dog turd.
Usually ripe for kicking at or into anything you could imagine.

I spotted a old "dog rock" on the side of the road... So I soccer kicked that "curb nugget" right into the hood of some dudes drug rug.

by Dilboss September 28, 2020

Rock Brigade

A group of people/friends who ate obsessed with classic rock music.

John and the rock brigade usualy hang out at the park in the afternoon.

by The moist pelican October 1, 2020

teh rock

dwayne 'the rock' johnson but the 'the' is misspelled.

Person 1: which actor do you like the best?
Person 2: dwayne teh rock johnson

by SeaweedBrain69 October 14, 2020

Slop Rocks

When you get head, but the person giving head has pop rocks in their mouth.

Damn baby I really want me some slop rocks right now fr ong.

by aegic0la June 23, 2022

lobotomized Rock

A person who is lazy, lethargic, and incapable to think properly.

john is a lobotomized rock, he is just a waste.

by being formless September 13, 2022

Slop Rocks

Giving head with pop rocks in your mouth.

She gave me that wam bam alakazam kind of slop rocks last night, im ethereal.

by aegic0la May 27, 2022