punk

what your parents think you are, no doubt, they have no idea what a punk actually is, ie: mohawks, spiked collars, and the "rock on" hand sign all while listening to super intense death metal, that literally IS just screaming

Child: you're disrespecting my feelings, and not listening to what I'm saying
Parent: UR JUST A PUNK SHUT UP GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
Child: this is seriously hurting my feelings
Parent: UR FEELINGS? U PUNK U DONT HAVE FEELINGS LOOK WHAT U JUST SAID TO ME
Child: I said you were being a jerk, because you were antagonizing me and getting on my nerves, as well as emotionally abusing me.
Parent: *Proceeds to continue yelling in a similar fashion*

by PhilTheComputer May 16, 2018

skunk punk

The act of convincing someone they’re smelling a dead skunk outside, when you actually ripped a silent, smelly fart in the car. Verb.

When my wife asked what that awful smell was on the way to the store, I had to skunk punk her, lest she know that she was actually smelling my gas.

by Pete Timmers January 14, 2018

Punk bath

Slang

1) To bathe using very little and soap ( or using only baby wipes) to keep yourself as clean as possible.

2) to wash one's self in a sink at a coffee house, dinner, library restroom, or similar location using only the supplies at hand, such as hand soap and paper towels.

I was homeless for a week and had to duck into the library bathroom to take a punk bath before my job interview.

I feeling super depressed so i just grabbed some wipes and took a punk bath.

by Anon Oxy January 17, 2020

Punk

A girl named Savannah who won't eat the food her sister gives her

Savannah is being a punk!

by Pooksy January 19, 2020

Punk

Guy with a small dick but big balls that are good for kicking

Look at that punk

by Punk boy April 10, 2020

Peeping Punk Bitch Coward Crew

A crew in North County San Diego that consists of cowards named Peeping Ethan, Peeping Dan, Peeping Christopher, Peeping Mark, to name a few that stalk you, terrorize you, and follow you everywhere claiming they are untouchable. They don't respect anyone's privacy, They are the biggest posers ever due to the fact they want you to believe they know everyone you do, and try and convince you that those people are all talking shit about you so you will get in fights with your friends and family as well as claiming to be anyone that would make you become their bitch so they can just command you around to do crazy shit so they can sit back and watch your social life go downhill for their own entertainment. Truly they really are just a bunch of worthless losers with nothing else to do to but talk shit to you from afar. The are such cowards that they wont even talk shit to your face. They fly drones with FLIR and peeping tom technology. They have no interest in anything other than creeping on people and causing chaos in peoples lives for their own sick pleasure. Completing their sick personalities are narcissism, sociopath behavior, and paranoid schizophrenic tendencies.

Me: I cant even take a shit or shower without the Peeping Punk Bitch Coward Crew stalking and peeping on me, what should I do?
You: Don't worry they will eventually screw themselves over and get caught cause they are so reckless due to the fact they think they are untouchable.

by Anti-Stalker April 22, 2020

Youth Punk

A genre originated in Hertfordshire by young punk bands. Consisting of a pinch of fuzz and a sprinkle of grotty British screaming

That’s youth punk, I’m happy as Larry!

by HappyAsLarry.com April 23, 2020